Newspaper Pedagogics!!!!

Not many people…not many of the times...would appreciate the general nuisances a newspaper offers....which can obviously very obscurely also become a matter of derision and amusement if we get into the habit of extracting out the juice from it suiting our convenience.....

From being mere caricatures of frivolous mud-slinging by politicians(where television does a far better job, replete with unusual unearthly poignant expressions!!)Example for today- “Mayawati Aunty"-supposedly alleging other political parties to be scheming out an assassination attack on her to keep her out from winning.Aunty paleez!!Take a chill-pill.Atleast honour the ‘Z’ security you are being wastefully bestowed upon with,as if everyone is left out with this sole work(though it sounds tempting enough!!!!)...yeah,we were talking of papers right.I almost got half senti talking about her ;)......they offer loads of other suprema as well....Catering from the hullabaloo associated with the second phase of Assembly elections....towards quoting one dullard’s statement about how she feels that the Congress government failed to replicate what they had promised but still she'd vote in it's favour because her husband has asked her so.Wonder whether her hubby is a Congressi.I mean this is weird....Anywaz....swaying to Madam Celina Jaitley getting hatemails for her stand in favour of gay rights[possibly one worth mentioning thing,she must have been doing since she entered Bollywood] and SRK being called a megalomaniac owner of a team by allegedly his unknown blogger extraplayer of the team.......to interviewing Narendra Modi[which has really impressed me today.This man sounds smart though I donno how much this fervid politician blood can be trusted upon.].......driving past business fundas and news which every time I try understanding makes me feel like digging my head deep under mud in futility!!!

But after all this assortment of tidings which almost fills you with all the kinds of emoticons possible,they sometimes teach you some good things about life too....like I learnt today to why be grateful to almost everything around....and feel this gratitude for every ‘x’ thing taking place....I am learning...I’d rather behave censoriously now in my not-so-very preposterous way....;) !!!!